trying 2 take sexy pix with my roommate’s cool knife that i am going to steal

She’s your 2D BFF!


I did not write the melody to this song. Its transcribed from this 600 year old visual representation of Hell. In one small section of the Where’s Waldo style hellscape a man is being crushed by an instrument and has this melody written on his butt.


(Source: sweet-bulbs)

what qualifications are needed for you to follow someone back on twitter or tumblr or whatever??

they gotta b funny n hot and on my radar cuz i dont pay attention to who follows me

me n my roommate hahaha so random