I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FACE

i went to ihop and ate a country fried steak hash browns 2 eggs and 2 pancakes that is more than i eat in a week i have felt so awful ever since i dont know whether to barf or poop or cry help me

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3. kleineblutmenge said: to get rid of food babies you either have to bear them until they are done (about 24 hours) or if you’re pro life you can go do a purge-bortion with the blunt end of your toothbrush .
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5. catgurl said: omg i ate that a few weeks ago and i didn’t die bc i’m fat
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7. sassydad reblogged this from mollysoda and added:

   then poop then i feel good as new!!! hope this helps!!!!

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14. camelzurine said: poop…
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16. thehappinesspill said: you did this to yourself and now you HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES! lol
17. mujispov said: Maybe all 3 at the same time! You will instantly feel like $1.5 million.
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25. thejewishprincess said: i would just do it all.
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31. jackfitz-urse said: At IHOP you can’t eat until you’re full, it’s obligatory to eat until you hate yourself.
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35. spacepopstar said: go sit on the toilet i bet psychologically that will make u poop
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